Cattle Lookerers may have missed this one, at Stony Ridge car park.
SWT planned this year to introduce a mass 'Lookering Programme' to help them keep an eye on their cattle possibly because they rarely visit the site themselves, being too busy compiling vast quantities of self justifying paperwork at their desks and work stations 5 miles away. The scheme has caught on so well that the last count suggests at least one and a half people have enrolled and are conscientiously monitoring the overwhelming success of the cattle grazing scheme (the cows have consumed 13, 426 blades of grass, left 7,324 soggy cow pats, trashed 6 paths and head butted 2 astonished dogs). So far as we know, nobody on this site has been trampled or been forced to leap over the barbed wire.... Yet.
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