'Controlling Our Borders'

The Wall Caff's resident Brexiteer  looks out for (from his point of view) the invaders from the EU encouraged by the 'bloated Brussels bureaucracy'. Lots of migrant robins arrive (unchecked) each winter.

Sometimes there are as many as three of these pesky migrants and feathers have flown. He is now known as Kipper and takes cheese from the hand - having first checked it's genuine grated British Cheddar. He's for a hard cheese: no soft Camembert Brexit for him.

Well, someone's got to put the grate back into Great Britain. Ouch!

Meanwhile the less ideologically driven residents are grabbing what they can while it's still there.

This one's name is Arthur?