Keep it Boring

No trees here. Such a valued landscape, dictated from above by Natural (should that be Unnatural?) England's artificial criteria of human exploited land from where most interesting natural features have been rigorously controlled or destroyed in order to accomodate more exploitation (grouse and sheep rearing). There are those who like the boredom - they've been told often enough by well remunerated apologists for the vested interests that it's really special: must be good.

Keep it boring, South Yorkshire can't take too much excitement and natural beauty.