Migrant Alert

By their inactions we shall know them. Messrs Davis, Fox and Johnson, seem to be doing nothing about the influx of migrants from Europe. Even Gove has said nothing in his Times column. While regular sightings have been reported of Waxwings, Fieldfares and Redwings the lead Brexiteers seem to be just sitting on their hands. Many of these incomers have easily sailed over customs and the Border Agency and are now scoffing free benefits from British bird tables. Where's the Daily Mail when you need it??

This has caused distress to our local homegrown Robin whose work is cut out at the Old Wall Caff dealing with up to five intruders. His message for those across the pond is that walls don't work either. They just fly over unchecked.